Slugs Ate My Parents
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CHILD: Maybe you should look in the cupboard uncle
UNCLE DAN: No dear, for then my soul would belong to them
CHILD: But the government are nice, uncle, not in league with the slugs at all, they tell us everyday at school.
UNCLE DAN: Then I shall keep you from school. I will take you into the desert where the slugs cannot survive, and the government will never find us.
CHILD: No uncle, the slugs are already here, and it is time I put you to the sword.

